You crack me up!
The doctors had to replace my patella with a metal one. It never seemed to sit quite right, and later it slipped out of the stitches onto the road. I went to grab it, but was slippery and rolled right…
they got divorced.
As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
Because when she caught me stroganoff I dropped my pennes on the keyboard.
One. We are efficient and don’t have humor.
A garbage truck.