I never believed in my father.
While playing tennis with Mike Pence, Obama gets angry and every time he misses he screams “God dammit I missed!” This goes on for a while until Mike Pence yells “If you use the lords name in vain one more…
WRONG! They don’t make it, they steal it…
…it’s my dad’s ‘dead joke’.
..or do you have to be a complete dick..
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name. He replied, “She is called Five Horses”. The man said, “That’s an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?” The Old Indian answered, “It old Indian name.…
I think I’m gonna name it Martin Router King
I would have asked my wife to knock on their door, but she was out playing tennis with her friends.