Then she said “what the hell am I going to do with two dead dogs?
A school police officer passes out 3 joints to the teenagers in the classroom. He tells them that if he doesn’t get them all back, he’s putting the whole school into lock down and searching everyone. When he collects the…
Because she doesn’t have a single thing to wear!
No matter what she’s reading.
Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 11, 12
My dwarf girlfriend went to work this morning upset with me, because I’ve been taking the piss out of her size. So I’m going all out to make it up to her tonight. I’ve got a good bottle of wine…
A European couple decided to have a baby. So they stopped using condoms, started a special diet, and followed all recommendations to successfully conceive. They did this for about two years but with no luck. They went to all the…
‘Whew! It’s hot in this oven!’ How did the other muffin reply? ‘Holy shit! A talking muffin!’ Go easy on me, it’s my first post to reddit.
Is like sitting on a warm toilet seat. You didn’t see the last guy leave, but you know someone was just there.
Treachery was a foot.