Are you kidding me? I invented the internet!
Hidden Valley Raunch
The wife has a fairly hard labor, there were a few complications but all was well and now have a beautiful baby girl. The husband turns to the doctor and asks, “So doc, when can we..uhh..be intimate again?” The doctor…
I told him he’s probably quite unliterate.
Because he reposted this joke before it was cool!
Then it renders
She’s a sucker for love.
Made out of bread was taken.
… I passed out at a frat party I woke up with more clothes on.