After the merger it will be called Fed-Up!
They’re too sappy.
They are condemned to 50 hits with a stick. The Russian goes first. After the Russian gets all 50 of his hits it’s Trump’s turn. Feeling bad they give him 1 request. Trump asks them to halve his beating. After…
Because life in California is like GTA (Grand Theft Auto).
Waldo, how much did you pay for your ticket? Did you get a good seat? Where will you be sitting to watch the game? “I’m just here so I won’t get found.”
An older couple was sitting down watching TV one evening when the wife gets a hankering for some ice cream. Wife: Honey, get me a bowl of ice cream, please. The husband stands up to go get it. His wife…
Because he has traveling immunity.
so today one of my friend was wearing ear buds and im like: YOU MAY HAVE EAR BUDS, BUT I GOT MY BUDS EAR! and i grabbed my friends ear.
He’s been fucking me in the ass for 3 months now and hasn’t figured out the truth yet. Haha, I can’t wait to see the look on his face!
The gradual acceptance into society. What did you think I was going to say, you sick fucks.