I call the NSA. They’re really nice because they always listen.
Because they’re good at hanging things.
I love being homeschooled
… I told her I was goanna do it later.
Looking for a job. His manager thinks about it and says “we only have one role available at the moment, it’s a short film about segregation” The actor replies “great, that sounds like a-part-heid take”
After about 5 I had to stop and take a piss. So I pulled over and took a piss on the side of the road. When I finished I zipped my pants and went to turn around and there was…
It gave him sole.
…so I got her a helmet and a box of crayons!
’cause that ass is bomb.