A kid walks upto his dad. He asks him to explain the difference between the words realistically and potentially.
His father responds by telling him to go ask his mother if she would sleep with their neighbour, Brett, for a million dollars. He then told him to also ask his sister whether she would sleep with their neighbour, Brett, for a million dollars. And he also told him to ask his brother whether he would sleep with Brett for a million dollars.
The kid asks everyone. He comes back and tells his dad that they all said yes.
His father responds that potentially, we’re sitting on 3 million dollars. Realistically, we have two whores and a faggot in the family.