A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks graciously accept him,…
How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?
He’s staring at somebody else’s shoes.
How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?
You tell me.
“Girl, are you a popular work of fiction?”
“Because I want to self-insert myself into you.”
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights
I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone. Credit to Steven Wright.
We used to live on a very busy main road.
But after our 4th child got run over, we decided to move in to a house.
What’s the difference between a playing card and Africa?
One is the ace of spades, the other is the space of aids.
What kind of processors do slow PCs use?
Potato Chips!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
Ground Hog! Happy Groundhog’s Day!