A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. “Och, I look like a pig!” The man nods, “And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!”
The European Union commissioners announce that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications…
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, “s” will…
A proud new Dad
A proud new Dad sits down to have a drink with his father. “Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this” “Dad, you don’t mean-” “Yes son, I do”…
They say only men and lesbians can be funny…
Must be something in the pussy they’re eating
London Tourists.
A group was touring London, marveling at the historic buildings, art collections, and such. During the tour of the Tower of London, a man from Prague and another man from Athens struck up a conversation about some point in history.…
Beyonce is pregnant!
She’s having twins! The media will refer to them as Bey’s BeyBeys.
Boss Like Diaper
A Boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of shit
Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew
Harry made it out of the chamber
What school did Darth Vader attend?
Univer-sith-y … I’ll let myself out.
New Bike
**This is NOT an original. My brother sent me this joke this morning as I have recently bought a bike.** ————————————————————————- A guy decides to buy a new Harley. Before he leaves the owner tells him his secret for keeping…