His wife got very annoyed and disgusted by this, so she made a plan to get him to stop. One day after the man farted, she said “honey, you know if you keep forcing those farts every morning your guts…
They’re hill areas.
Because this groundhog tastes like crap!
Pilot: “Ok” [via intercom] “is there a fireman on the plane?”
Let the hungry eat the unemployed.
… and find them holed up in a cabin in the hills. The sheriff sends his deputy back to town for help. Some time later the deputy returns, driving a wagon containing all the girls from the town brothel. The…
I hope it’s Josh, he’s pretty cute.
She said hello and I was rather taken aback because I couldn’t place where I knew her from. So I asked, “Do you know me?” To which she replied, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now.…