Animals

Animals

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone… “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked…

Animals

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” Silence returned to…

Animals

Markin’ around The Christmas Tree What a doggie holiday Just doin’ what comes naturally Even though it’s Christmas Day Markin’ around The Christmas Tree Gotta squirt each present twice Spreading our scent on all this stuff It’s a doggie paradise…