Bar

Two Pints

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager, please.” The next one says, “and I’ll have half of what he’s having.” The bartender says,…

Upon Reflection . . .

They sat in the comer of Mulligan’s refurbished bar, opposite a huge new floor-to-ceiling mirror. Suddenly Pat spotted their reflection across the room. “Mick! Mick!” he whispered. “Don’t look now, but there’s two fellas over there that’s the image of…