The blond asked for peanuts on the plane, but she once she got them, she gave them back to the stewardess and asks her to check if there really are peanuts in the bag. The stewardess asks why, to which…
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all apply for the same job. The manager says, “I can only hire one of you so I’m going to ask you each a question and whoever answers it correctly gets the job.”…
Santa Claus, a Boy Scout, and a smart blonde jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The Boy Scout, because the other two don’t exist.
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it.
How can you tell if someone is a true blonde? They clean their hair with air conditioner.
Do you know the Chinese nickname for the Dutch politician Geert Wilders? Answer: Dum Thing!
– How many blonds do you need to change a lightbulb ? – Hundred. One holds the lightbulb and the other ninety nine rotates the house.
– What does a blond say to a two headed monster ? – Hello ! Hello !
– How to make a blond busy ? – Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner.
– How to keep a blonde busy? – Tie up both sides of a rope together. Give the tied rope to the blonde and tell her to find the end.