There was a construction foreman looking for laborers, he posted an add in the local newspaper a short time later a stout Norweigan man named Bjorn showed up an said “Herlo job foreman sir, when do I start the yob?”.Knowing…

How do you sink a polish ship??? Put it in water

The airliner from Polish Airways was preparing to land at O’Hare Field. The pilot radioed the control tower that he thought the runway was too short to land on. The tower radioed back that it was more than long enough.…

There are many stories related to the sinking of the “Titanic”. Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in…

One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga Otel, I go down to eata breakfast, I tella waitress, I wanna two pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanta two piss. She say…

One day an Indian, a Muslim, and a Cowboy were just sittin’ around when all of the sudden, the Indian said with a gloomy look, ” Once my people were many, now we are few.”, then the Muslim said with…

A guy goes into a store and says to the clerk, “I”d like some Polish Sausage.” The clerk looks at him and says “Are you Polish?” The guy says “Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage…

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir wasn’t used to the salt in American food (French fries, cheese, etc.) and was constantly sending his man-…