Customer: “Are you Hispanic?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Middle Eastern?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Egyptian?” Me: “No.” Customer: “What are you?” Me: “Chinese.” (customer puts on offended face) Customer: “I don’t appreciate you treating me like I’m dumb.” Me: “Excuse me? I’m…
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Japan? He couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin there.
Why was the diver angry at the diving board? Because it flipped him off.
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa only has three Ho’s.
Hitler walks into a bar; he’s depressed. He goes up to the counter and orders three shots. The bartender gives them to him and Hitler downs them. Hitler orders three more shots; the bartender gives them to him and Hitler…
My girl told me she was trying to lose weight, so I said, “Do whatever makes you happy inside. Just keep in mind that your weight’s just a number. There’s no number in the world to measure how beautiful you…
Why did the Japanese steal the Diaoyu Islands? Because they don’t have enough room for their funny farms!
Whats the difference between a black man and a farm tractor? Nothing! The tractor is just an upgrade!
they says theres safety in numbers? tell that to six million jews!
A black man and a Jew jump off a building; who wins? Society.