Lawyers

Lawyers

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I…

Lawyers

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious…

Lawyers

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party:”What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked.”Try to fix it if it’s big; ignore it if it’s insignificant,” replied the lawyer.”What do you do?”The…

Lawyers

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon,…