Lawyers

Lawyers

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I…

Lawyers

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious…

Lawyers

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party:”What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked.”Try to fix it if it’s big; ignore it if it’s insignificant,” replied the lawyer.”What do you do?”The…

Lawyers

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh, please excuse me!” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over…