Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: We don’t know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, because people who glow in the dark don’t need light bulbs. Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle… and one to change the bulb.

Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it’s already burned…

Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan’s light bulb? A: None, they like to keep him in the dark.

Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Depends on what you want to change it into.

Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb? A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too.

Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb? A: ”Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?”

Q: How many surgeons does it take to replace a light bulb? A: 3. We’d also like to remove the socket as you aren’t using it now.

Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.