Why did the 12 watt lightbulb drop out of school? It wasn’t very bright.
How many Dominicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Dominican one to hold the bulb and Dominican two to turn Dominican one
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sixteen. One to screw it in and fifteen to form a support group.
How many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb? 1000. 1 to screw in the light bulb; 1 to give the light bulb to the person who’ll screw in a light bulb and 998 to find the…
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 to screw it in, and 3 to write a song about it.
This is from a script for an upcoming animated series I’m working on. Keep in mind that Chris is 19 years-old. Setting-Turner household Characters-Chris, Johnathan, and Evan (wearing maids uniform) (Chris walks into the living room with his backpack on.…
boodler—> kind of sounds like Boob blur! and zats why battery fucks boobler 69 times a day.
Q. How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A. You send us the prize money and we’ll tell you the answer.
How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task? A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
How many Wocka users does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of ’em. One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to argue if this is funny or not.