A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while…

Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-releasedtheir great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their agingaudience. Some examples: Herman’s Hermits: “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker” The Rolling Stones: “You Can’t Always…

There is a bear chasing a rabbit through the forest and they’re running and running and they stop because a ginnie appears. The ginnie says ” if you two stop fighting and chasing each other i’ll give you each three…

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: ________________ First name:[_] Billy-Bob [_] Billy-Joe [_] Billy-Ray [_] Billy-Jack[_] Bubba Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation:[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic[_] Janitor…

What bird represents freedom ?The EagleWhat bird represents peace ?The DoveWhat bird represents true love ?The Swallow

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a…

There are many different pickup lines: 1. Hi, i lost my phone number, can i borrow yours? 2. Hi im new in town, can you give me directions to your house? 3. Hi im a matress sampler, can i test…

Three guys, a Canadian, Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are given one wish each by an Arabian genie.The Canadian says “, My family has been in farming for ten generations; I wish for all Canadian land to be fertile.”POOF he…

Just keep in mind this was on live radio…. On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they’re married or in a serious relationship. If yes, then this person is…

13. The check is in the mail. 12. You get this one, I’ll pay next time. 11. You look great. 10. Of course I love you. 9. It’s not the money, it’s the principle of the thing. 8. …but we…