One Halloween a man was walking down the street and heard a thumping noise behind him. Looking behind him he saw a coffin following him, upright. He was a bit nervous and began walking a little bit faster. The coffin…

Doctor: What is it that brought you here? Patient: An ambulance. Why?

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.” said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10…

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need…

A man was having a serious surgical operation. When he woke up, he asked his doctor, “Did it go well?” “It went perfectly.” “Then why do I have this headache?” “Oh, that. Halfway through the operation, we ran out of…

My doctor says I have insomnia, but I’m not going to lose any sleep over it.

Doctor, Doctor! I have a virus that makes my left hand constantly butter toast. How can I stop it spreading?

How does boodler reproduce? By Fucking Battery’s fat-Shit-and-cum filled ass

A man goes into his doctor’s office to learn the results of some tests and immediately the doctor greets him by saying “Well Sam, I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?” Sam decides…

A male teenager went out to his favorite band concert “The Hearts of Heaven”. They have very cool songs but their singer’s life would end the very next night. The next night, they made their next concert which is in…