Men

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If men really did rule the world… Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.”…

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How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both mark their territory. 4. Neither tells you what’s bothering them. 5. The smaller…

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While escaped, a convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the…

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There are two guys that are trying to get a quick 18 holes, but there are 2 terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it’s supposed to go. The first guy says: “Why don’t…

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4 men went golfing one day. Three headed to the first tee while the other went to the clbhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “My…

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This guy who goes to a pub and asks the bar tender for 10 shots of tequilla. The bar tender says “no thats too much”. The guy tells the bar tender he just found out his brothers gay, so the…

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An avid golfer dies and goes to heaven. He is met by St. Peter who tells him, “Welcome to Heaven. I know you will be pleased to know that this is the best golf course in the universe!” The man’s…

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How Dogs and Men Are the Same1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.3. Both mark their territory.4. Neither tells you what’s bothering them.5. The smaller ones tend to be more…

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A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he pops into the newsagent and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the…

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When the end of the world comes, everybody on earth goes to heaven. God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line…