A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obituary editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and…
Old Age
An old man went to the doctor for his yearly physical. His wife came along to keep him company. The doctor checked his reflexes, looked down his throat, and listened to his chest with a stethescope. He made a few…
Old Age
The old man was setting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. “What are you selling, young man,” the elderly gentleman asked. “I’m not selling anything, sir,” the young man…
Old Age
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to recount the most frightening experience he had ever had. “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles…
Old Age
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young…
Old Age
A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON’T BEAT ME UP…
Old Age
An old guy goes to the doctor and gets some tests done. The doctor comes back from checking the results and says, “I have some bad news. You have cancer and you have Alzheimer’s.” The old man replies “Oh thank…
Old Age
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the…
Old Age
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50,…
Old Age
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.”I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said.”What’s your secret for a long happy life?””I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he…