They’ve got dirt on them.
He told me he makes more money mowing my lawn than he would finding me on my lawn having a heart attack.
Seagull With Diarrhea told another that it barely Made It To Crowded Beach In Time.
A probe in Uranus.
Then they call me ugly and poor
Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient. I don’t know why she’s so upset, I’m the one that’s gotta find a new girlfriend. She has her whole life to get her hair back, I only…
You might end up with a house-fire.
Walks into a bra