Hey! Football team! Get off the band field!
Prison
I don’t know much about prison, but it sounds like a pain in the ass.
Mom!
“Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me.” “What did they say?”
Functions
The word ‘function’ should never function as a verb.
Problem?
I bet you I could stop gambling.
Callum Blades Jokes
Trousers: Hot off the press . . . . / – – – I regret writing that. Remorse Code Does anyone here have a giant catapult? No? It was a long shot.. Saw two space hoppers outside a nightclub. I…
Soccer Analogy
A gay pornstar doesn’t take as many balls to the face as my 4 year old son playing soccer.
Frisbee
One day I was standing in the park wondering how frisbees get bigger when they get closer. Then it hit me.
A Finger Lickin’ Funny.
Mary had a little lamb, fries and a coke.
Impossible
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.