Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get’s to see a striptease every night!

Mik walked home from work and saw 4 people dressed in grim reaper suits. He ran home. The next time,the next time and 6 more walks for home, he decided to confront them. He yelled “who ARE you”????!!! They chased…

Man says to his girlfriend You’re the only woman on this planet I won’t. Oh by the way, I’m taken a trip to Mars next week.

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our Mother.” The second said,…

One night, I was just walking around, and something really strange happened. Every single black person that night took one look at me and decided to punch me square in the face. Repeatedly. It hurt. And I’m not just talking…

One night I was feeling lonely, so I went to my girlfriend’s house. She wasn’t expecting me, but I was able to calm her down. She was a bit hesitant, but I didn’t think anything of it. I got her…

Have you heard the one about the home security guard who got fired for saving his boss’s life? One day the guard dreamed the his boss was going to be in a plane crash on a business trip to Zimbabwe.…

A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the…

A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the…

There’s a blind old lady who live with her 5 grand children. Every morning the kid’s got up and prepared to go to school, just before they left they each gave her a kiss and walk out at the same…