Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating…
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A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of…
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any…
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Q. Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn’t find a coffin big enough to hold the body?A. They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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3 young boys were trying to figure out whose dad was the best:The first boy said, “my dad is so good he can shoot an arrow run after it, get in front of it and catch it in his bare…
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3 young boys were trying to figure out whose dad was the best:The first boy said, “my dad is so good he can shoot an arrow run after it, get in front of it and catch it in his bare…
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The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I’m really glad I…
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The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company’s production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived.The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.”This”, he said, “is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an…
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A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent…
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An English tourist went to Texas, He got off the bus in Fort Worth, and asked, “Where’s a good place to eat?” A man said, “Right down the road is a men’s club.” The man didn’t realize they had a…