Why did the computer get sick? He left his windows open
Long ago I gave my kid an iPod. Last year he talked me into buying him an iPhone. This year he said he needed an iPad. I asked what the i- means and he said that’s the way Apple name…
Boy: Will you marry me? Girl: Are you kidding? You’re a geek while I need a man with a big bank account and a nice house! Boy: I have 1000 GBs in the cloud. Girl: Come on, that won’t even…
Register lots of accounts, with each account voting for it as least comedy. If its average comedy drops below 0.5, it will be automatically deleted.
Teacher: Johnny, where is your homework? Johnny: Its on Facebook. I’ve uploaded a copy and tagged you. Please login and verify it later.
I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I’m still working.
WIKIPEDIA: I know everything. GOOGLE: I have everything. FACEBOOK: I know everybody. INTERNET : You’re all nothing without me. ELECTRICITY: Keep talking, bitches!
A Windows customer said when he closes his windows, they disappear.
wocka is dead. no one comments anymore. no one submits jokes anymore. Can someone fix these glitches?- -when I write a comment and click on submit, half the time, the comment is not posted no matter how many times I…
I used facebook for a few days and got addicted to it. I’ve been studying since I was 6. Why the hell am I not addicted to it?