Yo mamma so fat when she sat on a jelly bean it got lost between her butt and her backbone, and we have been looking for it still for 31 years.

Yo mamma so fat when she wears high heels 2 hours later they’re flip flops.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out!

You need to keep your mama out of the trash she keeps getting it all over the place.

yo mamas breath so bad when she went to the dentist to get a filling the dentist had to give himself gas!

Yo mama so fat that when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.

Yo Mama so dumb that she takes an hour to make minute rice.

YOUR MOMMA SO DUMD SHE WENT TO GO FILL OUT A JOB APPLICATION IT SAID COUNTRY __________. SHE WROTE FREE

yo mama so stupid when asked “sex” on an application she put m, f and sometimes wednesdays, too.

I asked god for world peace and he said,”I can’t its impossible,” I asked to make ya mama good looking and he said,”dude… let me try world peace!”