Yo mommas so fat that when she got on the electric scales, it read one at a time please.
Yo momma so old she rode a limosarus to her wedding!
yo momma is so fat, she put on a disney shirt and mickey mouse got diabetes. yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind people cry. yo momma is so fat, she has to hire people to look at her…
Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled it.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she took her first step everyone thought there was an earthquake.
Yo Mamma so ugly when she looked at a baby, the baby turned to stone.
Yo momma so old she met a T Rex in pre-school.
Yo mama’s so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama’s so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light! Yo mama’s so old that when she was in school there was nohistory class! Yo…
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo…
Yo moma so fat and retarded that she thinks shes skinny.