Yo Mama is so FAT that when she turned around,it was her birhtday!
Yo momma was so fat, I was surprised that she could even jump!
yo mama is so fat when she jumped she fell through the ground!
yo mamma is so fat it takes 1111111111111111111111111999999999thousand belts to fit her waist
yo-mamma is so fat shes fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mother used to go fishing in the Pacific ocean, but now she goes fission there.
Yo Mamma soo fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose
Yo momma’s so ugly the bank had to turn its security cameras off when she came in.
Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides. Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck. Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe…
Yo Momma’ so fat, she gets winded going up the escalator!