Little Timmy’s english lesson…

…was about food today.

“Good morning class” says the teacher, “today’s lesson is about food! Let’s start by mentioning things we can eat. Come on kids.”

Sally raises her arm “bread!”

“Very good, Sally!” Says the teacher.

“Cornflakes!” says Billy.

“Good one, cornflakes! Anyone else?”

Timmy raises his hand and yells “Lamps!’

The teacher pauses for a moment, confused: “Lamps? You can’t eat lamps, what made you think that?”

Timmy: “well last night I was walking past my parent’s bedroom and I heard my dad say to my mom: turn off the lamp cause I’m gonna shove it down your throat.”

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